If Used Cars Salesman Sold Books, Poem (286/365)

If Used Car Salesman Sold Books
They would surly say
it’s not as bad as it looks
Sure it’s got eight hundred and seventy-nine Pages
And the diction clunky
the syntax is chunky
But baby when you start
this thing by page 20
you’ll be thinking
why did I not pick
this book in the first place
Don’t hesitate
It’s got three hundred and four adventures
Rolled into one
It’s got comedy and drama
Better then any new magazine
It’s got action
enough to pee in your pants
and boy let’s talk about the romance
You need to read this book
because it’s got everything
And you can’t go unprepared outside
so let’s get this deal
signed on the dotted line

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